The party is “open house” style. Feel free to arrive whenever you are able. However, below is a list of highlights you may want to be aware of. By the way, all of this is subject to change based on weather conditions and the whim of Dennis and Kim.
P.S. There are several available bathrooms in the house. An attendant will guide you. Please do not bring Kona Ice, messy food, or red wine into the house (unless otherwise approved).
Click here for satellite photo of the property identifying the locations of all attractions.
- 6:00 pm: Festivities Begin
- Front Meadow: Petting Zoo (seriously), bounce houses, games, snake charmer, skydiving sherpas, confetti cannons, Mickey Rourke will be singing your requests, etc…
- Front Lawn and Shade Court: Wicked Liz and the Bellyswirls (the band) begins, Kona Ice, bar(s) are open
- Pool: You can use locker rooms to change. Please keep wet clothes in pool area, locker rooms, or outside.
- 6:15(ish) pm:
- Shade Court: Announcements, Toasts, typical B.S.
- Front Lawn: Food is served: Pizza, brisket, ribs, chicken, squid, shoe leather, eye of newt, snips, snails, puppy dog tails.
- 6:30 pm:
- Back Patio: Additional bar(s) and seating, easy listening
- Giraffe Arrives
- 6:32 pm Giraffe leaves
- 7:00 ish
- Shade Court: Kim and Dennis regale guests with first dance
- 7:30 pm
- Petting Zoo closes
- 7:32 pm:
- Kim surfaces from the petting zoo to greet (human) guests
- 8:00 pm:
- Food service ends
- Kona Ice closes
- 8:15 pm:
- Pool closes
- 8:30 pm:
- Shade Court: Wicked Liz and the Bellyswirls ends
- Back Patio: DJ/Karaoke begins
- 8:37pm:
- Back Patio: Dennis breaks the karaoke ice with a rendition of Disco Duck
- 8:47pm:
- Somebody (accidentally) falls into the pool
- 9:15pm:
- The lovely couple are “tired” and decide everyone should go home.
- 9:16pm:
- Everyone ignores the lovely couple and continues to party, dance and sing.
- 10:00 pm:
- Police arrive in response to neighborhood complaints coming from Davenport. Kim smiles at them to make them go away.
- Midnight:
- Seriously, now, everyone go home!
- Sunday 6:30am:
- All guests return to the scene of the crime so their statements can be given to the authorities and they can make appropriate apologies for their behavior the prior evening, and to help clean up the mess they made.